Friday, November 26

Tofurkey Depression.



This morning as I was driving to work, I couldn't help notice that I was the only car in Madison that was heading towards the Capitol. In fact, I was one of about a dozen cars I saw on the road at all. I arrived at work 15 minutes early because of this, and I quickly realized that I was the only person in Madison that had to work today.

Well, not exactly. It sure felt that way, though. Everyone else is busy trampling over themselves at shopping malls nationwide, while I've been answering phones and keying in correspondence in an empty building. I thought I would hate this, but it's actually quite peaceful. I'm taking a few days off in December to get my shopping done, so I'm in no rush there. Celia's birthday bash is tomorrow (don't forget to show up), and she's currently at home enjoying her 4-day weekend. Thanksgiving went just fine back at home, and I stuffed myself like a disgusting glutton.

(It should also be noted that since I write this stuff while I'm at work, you could technically say that I get paid to do it. That's always nice to know.)

So, without further rambling, here's my list of 50 things I'm thankful for:

1. Wife, family, friends, cats, etc. (I had to get all this out of the way first.)
2. John Madden Football '92-'98 for the Sega Genesis.
3. The Oil X-Change a block away from my house.
4. Stores that sell Small-size shirts for men.
5. Shoes that are made of faux leather.
6. "Seinfeld" finally on DVD.
7. "Home Movies" on DVD, although I'm not allowed to buy it.
8. Cheap, bag-less vacuum cleaners.
9. Republicans in office, keeping me safe from brown people.
10. Smirnoff Ice.
11. The ability to draw stick figures being decapitated.
12. Being left-handed.
13. The Sears/K-Mart merger.
14. John Kerry.
15. Every album by At The Drive-In.
16. The Green Bay Packers 5-game winning streak.
17. That kid that got punched in the face by Ron Artest.
18. Sneakers with lights in them.
19. Metal lunchboxes.
20. Taking my lunches at 1:30pm.
21. Ken Jennings. (He will lose on Tuesday.)
22. The dream I had last night.
23. Cool Water aftershave.
24. Not being a known sex offender.
25. Magnets in the shape of states.
26. Calvin & Hobbes.
27. Fancy Japanese toilets.
28. Fancy Japanese people.
29. "Courier New" font.
30. Monkeys who assist the blind and paralyzed.
31. Christopher Reeve finally being put out of his misery.
32. Alan Arkin.
33. When a Wal-Mart burns down.
34. "Classic Alternative".
35. Red Swingline staplers.
36. Vegetarian nachos at Carlos O'Kellys.
37. Vegetarian burgers at Pizzeria Uno.
38. My cell phone breaking.
39. Anti-Skip CD protection.
40. The smell of White-Out.
41. Really good Key-Tar players.
42. FOX Sunday night programming.
43. Tumbling Pigeons.
44. Finally being good at Checkers.
45. Snack-Packs.
46. Kids who say "buh-sketti" because they're stupid.
47. 24 hour-a-day gas stations.
48. Flat-screen televisions.
49. That Senator who killed himself on live TV.
50. Jesus, because he seems a lot nicer than God is.

What are you thankful for?

Tuesday, November 23

Roses Taped To Your Windshield.



The Architects new album is out. It's called "Keys to the Building", and I found it for cheap at CD Baby. I tell you, finding information about these guys is a lot harder now that they changed names. I did find a good review, though. Here are a few snippets, used without permission:

"In 10 short years, the Phillips brothers - Brandon, Zach and Adam - have matured from a youthful ska band (The Gadjits) to fire-and-brimstone-fueled rock revivalists. They've been signed and subsequently dropped from two labels that could have broken their career open - Hellcat (owned by Rancid's Tim Armstrong) and RCA (owned by Clive Davis, the man behind Barry Manilow and Puff Daddy) - and each time rebounded with material that dwarfed anything they'd done previously."

""Keys to the Building" should have been The Gadjits' breakthrough album with RCA. Instead, it's just another great album that will probably be overlooked on account of the limited resources of its hometown indie label (Kansas City's Anodyne Records, also home to Overstep and Dirtnap)."

"Regardless of the circumstances surrounding its release, "Keys to the Building" sounds like a major label release. It's hard to imagine Gilby Clarke doing much better than the gigantic rock sound afforded by KC's Berry Music Studios and producer John Seymour. This polish was sorely lacking on The Gadjits' previous album, "Today Is My Day," and pays dividends from the get go."

""Keys to the Building" was recorded during a time of transition for the band - keyboardist Ehren Starks was quitting and former Anniversary keyboardist/vocalist Adrianne Verhoeven was joining (she has since left the band). Both are listed as "additional players" but it's unclear who made the larger contribution."

"The nagging personnel issues did little to affect the album's remarkable continuity and sense of urgency. Each song sounds like a last-ditch effort to save a music career seemingly veering on the edge of collapse. Lead singer Brandon Phillips abuses what's left of his tour-addled throat to deliver some fine performances, and the rhythm section of Adam and Zack Phillips locks in with Zeppelin-esque precision."

"While "Keys to the Building" will most likely invite comparisons to rock revivalist contemporaries like The Mooney Suzuki and (ugh) Jet, the album's uplifting and soulful sound is more in tune with the The Black Crowes or even (gasp!) Creedence Clearwater Revival. Where "Today is My Day" sounded more like a band mainlining its influences, "Keys to the Building" is the sound of a band reshaping its influences into something very much its own."

"The album's ten songs are less notable as singles than a coherent unit. Each is infused with an equal amount of hard-earned sweat, and each has the potential to absolutely bring the house down live. The icing on the cake is the album's closer - "Day of My Relief." Accompanied by a gospel choir and a majestic grand piano, Brandon Phillips exorcises all the ghosts of his band's past: "Day of my relief / Sure to come.""

"Fans that lost interest in The Gadjits when they shifted to rock and roll should have no problem dismissing "Keys to the Building" as a continuance of the band's cheesy classic rock rehashing. But those who held their breathe after witnessing the band's cathartic live shows finally have proof of just what makes these Gadjits - er, Architects - so unbreakable."

(As a side note, me and my friends got to hear "Day of my Relief" about a year ago in Milwaukee. They played at the Rave, and we were chatting with Brandon after the show. He had a copy of the song that we blared from my car outside of the venue. It was incredible. I think that if they would've got the proper respect at RCA, they could be huge right now, reviving old school rock and soul for the mainstream. Come to think of it, it's probably a lot better this way.)

So far, they don't have an official page up, but I'll be looking into it, and you'll be the first to know. Other than a December show in Dallas, they have no upcoming tour dates.

That's what I'm thankful for.