Wednesday, April 20

This Is How These Things Get Started.

"Where the hell's my dollar?"

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That's all there is to it. Please send a random thought, quote or idea to, and watch the cartoon magic happen.

Frick'n Awesome.
You know it, dude. I figured you'd get a kick out of it. It's good to see that you're dropping by.

By the way, the Cake interview fell through, ("not enough time" says the A&E director) so the weekend wasn't worth a crap. We both feel pretty bad that we missed the recital for no reason.

I also feel pretty damn bad that I couldn't interview Cake and score free tickets. Please accept my sincere apology.
That sucks that the interview diddn't happen.

They are pulling the body of a 40-year-old man out of the Fox River just on the other side of the bridge by our apartment. I drove by on my way home from K-Mart and the area wasw taped off and a Cop was putting blue gloves on. I tried to get a look of the body from the other side of the river but didn't see anything. Hopefully they leave the body there so I can go poke it with a stick tonight.

"Green for lovers." I can see the tourism commercials now.

If there's one thing that I've learned, it's not to go poking corpses with sticks. If you get so much as a fiber of DNA on it, you're in a whole heap-o-trouble.

It's even worse if you actually DID the killin'.
I hardly know what to say after that schpiel...

BUT if I had a time machine, I'd DEFINATELY choose another job to have in the Navy. Great Lakes sucks massive nuts and I've been here for SO LONG! Who'd think that NAVY education would happen so far away from any body of water big enough to really need a navy? HOW'S THAT FOR IRONY?!

All your base are belong to us.....
Teaonnie B~
First Ben, now Teaonnie? It's like a reunion all up in here. I'm really glad that people like you are shaking things up in the armed forces, because Lord knows I couldn't pull it off. Besides, it's better to fight the good fight from the inside out. Stay safe, and don't be a stranger!
Ben, if you poked a waterlogged (?) body with a stick, the skin would fall off. That's gross.
So Ben...didja' poke it?

(Insert "that's what your Mom said" joke here.)

You guys are sick. I was talking about the watterlogged corpse...get your minds out of the gutter!
That's what I was thinking of, too! You're sick for thinking we were thinking of something else!
Corpses rot!

Oops...I meant "rock".
For some reason, Green Bay's finest wouldn't let me touch it.

For some reason, Green Bay's finest wouldn't let me touch it.


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