Thursday, March 15

Melinda Doolittle Watch - Volume 1.

Melinda Doolittle Watch - Volume 1.

100,000 people auditioned for American Idol this year.

There are now 11 singers left, and Melinda Doolittle is one of them.

Just thought you might want to know.

Lost Friday smacks you upside the head tomorrow. Bring a dish to pass.

My roommate says Doolittle doesn't have a neck. Who cares if she has no neck, she has talent.
I keep telling people that this year, it's a real battle between if American Idol is a 'singing competition' or a 'reality show.'

'Singing Competition' dictates that LaKisha and Melinda run away with this thing, although girls like them (good ones) usually lose in dramatic fashion 2 weeks before the finale'.

'Reality Show' dictates that complete losers like Sanjaya and Gina stick around until the very end, because people enjoy voting for their gimmicks, instead of their voices.

I really hope it's a Singing Competition this year; Melinda and LaKisha are two of the best we've ever seen.
I have successfully watched zero American Idols this year.

I miss football.
I know I'm breaking the rules here, but I'm ready to talk about Lost, now . This doesn't call for a response, just throwing it out there.

Moe Greene will be temporarily unavailable from 12:20pm - 2:26pm.
BLUSTACON - Hey, there's always Arena football!

Aw, who the hell am I kidding?

MOE - Wait, Lost was new this week? Oh, crap.

Another week, another great episode. The last 2 minutes were incredible, giving us shots of not only the A-squad infiltrating the Hostile's camp, but Jack tossing around the pigskin with Beardy.


Rad, rad, rad.
When Jack sprinted across the field, I almost lost it. When he caught the football, I did lose it. Not only because it was, as you say, rad, but my wife was SLEEPING!
I'm telling you, some people just can stay up until 10 (or 11) PM anymore. This is one of the reasons that Lost has lower numbers than last season.

That being said, it's good to know that the Lost crew hasn't forgotten how to pull off an amazing cliffhanger.
I also miss football...badly.

I'm also somewhat proud to say that I have never watched a single episode of American Idol.
You would have appreciated Katharine McPhee.

Why am I stuck in the office? There's basketball on!
Yeah, I'm pissed to be in the office too. It's incredibly nice out today, and it's supposed to rain and cool off this weekend.
My mom also says that Melinda has no neck.

In my opinion, Lakisha (or Kiki for some reason) was better this week. Those 2 should just leave right now and start their careers...they are so much better than Idol
Yeah, they don't need to risk being thrown off in favor of some greazy-haired douchebag.

I hate you, Sanjaya. I hate you so much that it's killing us both.
You leave him alone! He seems like a very nice boy.
This isn't a 'nice boy' contest.

Besides, I heard that he sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
For some reason they decided that this season they were just going to drop the veil of secrecy altogether, heck, let's connect all the dots in blunt fashion.
True 'dat; it's been a weird season.

If one of those 2 ladies doesn't win, I may have to officially declare American Idol as Jumping The Shark.

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