The very first Lost Monday of the season is upon us. We have much to re-hash.

In honor of the Season 3 Finale of Lost this Wednesday, the CDP has devoted its entire week to the mysterious island drama that may or may not have peaked in the first season. More specifically, the CDP has devoted its entire week to Lost Friday; the funniest and smartest Lost recap on the web, regardless of what anyone outside of my house has to say on the matter.

Today and tomorrow, we'll showcase the best photo captions of Season 3. For whatever reason, people always seem to like these, and have sent me many e-mails and kind words to solidify that fact. I appreciate that, so I'm giving you the 60 best captions of the season (30 today and 30 tomorrow). Enjoy, sound off in the comments section, and we'll see you again tomorrow.


(Desmond packed light, opting to only bring along 48 back issues of Maxim magazine.)


(Eko, upon remembering that he has Superpowers, flies off the island.)


(In the distance, Hurley spots a tree made entirely of Slim Jims.)


("Wow, is that a tree made entirely of Slim Jims? Hurley, get over here!")


(Santa Claus in June.)


(Henry Gale's MySpace photo. Funniest caption ever.)


(Matthew Fox finally drowns in his own ego.)


(Ben's restaurant had great food, but the parking was terrible.)


("I just wanted to say that you were great in Happy Gilmore.")


(Jack's rendition of 'Over The Rainbow' blew away the judges at the Prison Talent Show.)


("I'm so sick of Internet nerds making fun of my screencaps! WAAAAALLLT!")


(A young Gene Wilder makes his cameo appearance on the island.)




("Wow...you should really have that looked at.")


("I never made the connection that cheating on a hitman's wife was a bad idea!")


(In just under 30 seconds, Sayid murders a thousand people in his mind.)


("This is you. You suck.")


("Look Charlie, British or not, I'm cutting off that mullet.")


("You've got to lift it up, brother.")


(Years too late, Locke comes up with the perfect quote for his Senior yearbook.)


(He was only captured for a few hours, but Eko managed to eat 29 people during this time.)


(Desmond peers two weeks into the future to see how awesome his beard's gunna look.)


("We're turning that entire island into a Gift Shop.")


(Kate gets her head stuck between the bars again.)


("Ahhh, I finally found the "All Torture Channel."")


("WAAAALT!")


("As a new character, I envision a long and happy life here on the island.")


("Knock it off, Roy! You're like, 5 feet away from me!")


(This is the best Kate's looked all episode.)


("WAAAAAAAALLLLT!!!")

TOMORROW - LOST TUESDAY:
THE BEST CAPTIONS (PART II).