Friday, July 20

I Can See Your...Nevermind.

This Gore's For You.

I love the Running Of The Bulls. Sure, it's inhumane, humiliating and completely out-of-touch with modern reality, but it's all worth it for the inevitable goring that takes place each and every year. In some circumstances (like the one pictured above), the bull gets lucky and snags two people at the same time. On rare occasions, he'll even manage to hook up an American guy.

And, in the rarest occasion of all (as pictured), he'll gore two American guys at the same time, straight up the butthole. Sometimes, even tearing their pants off in the process. Hoo-boy!

I Can See Your Butthole.

This, my friends, is the greatest thing that can ever happen in the life of a bull. No matter what, the bull knows that he's about to suffer an exceedingly cruel fate at the hands of a fruity dance-school dropout; the best thing he can do is destroy a few anuses on his way out. In a delightfully ironic twist of fate, the men attempting to appear macho and manly end up crying in a back alley, bleeding profusely from the asshole. It's one of the main reasons I still believe in God.

So, here's to you, Guy Who Runs With The Bulls! You wanted to prove something to yourself and any potential mates that might have been watching, but all you really proved was that you fail at life.

Fail.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; never stop messing with bulls, guys. Ever.

Have a great weekend, and sound off in the comments section.

Wednesday, July 18

How To Make A Bomb Pop (OUTTAKES).



Well, Monday's Bomb Pop Video did much better than I thought it would. It generated hundreds of hits, dozens of comments and was ranked in the YouTube Top 10 under the 'How-To & DIY' category. Not too bad for a few hours of work and only 2 days on the Interweb.

Today, I wanted to share with you 4 minutes of outtakes from the 'Bomb Pop' session. If anything, I know how to milk a good thing until it's completely dry. Also, it's pretty funny. Make sure, however, to watch the original clip before watching all of the mistakes. It won't make any sense, you see.

Thanks for stopping by, sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day.

Monday, July 16

How To Make A Bomb Pop.



With my first foray into the world of Streaming Video, I present to you a public service; the proper way to make a Bomb Pop, the CDP's preferred drink of the Summer.

Please enjoy, sound off in the comments section, and enjoy your Monday.

NEXT TIME: Outtakes!