Friday, August 1

I Have A Lot To Think About.



Today is the first day of August. Fall is approaching. Change is in the air.

I need a break. Need it like you wouldn't believe. From everything.

Goodbye for now, kids. I'll be back soon.

Thank you.

Comments:
You take your break, and you enjoy it. Just don't start refusing to leave the house, and/or storing your urine in mason jars.
 
I think that is probably the best 15 second clip on YouTube. I saw it for the first time about four years ago, but I still always piss myself whenever I watch it.

It's summer now, so you deserve a break from all this anyway. Come back when all is thought over.
 
GOD I so love muppets...


Suffering from a bit of Blogger Burnout? Take a break. Rest a while.
 
It's supposed to be 94 and humid on Monday. Blegh!! I hate summer.
 
Take a break buddy. Have a couple three bomb pops and beat up some homeless people. Then come back and tell us all about it.
 
I can't wait to get from under the Firewall of Doom to see the video.

Take it easy, CDP. We want you in good mental health.

And Hathery, I'm listening your mix for the 400th time and I still love it! Except "I Fall To Pieces" by the Screeching Weasels, but you probably already guessed that.
 
Hurry back sir.

That is all.
 
And Hathery, I'm listening your mix for the 400th time and I still love it! Except "I Fall To Pieces" by the Screeching Weasels, but you probably already guessed that.

I'm glad you like the mix! That SW cover is truly awful, isn't it?
 
Stay classy.
 
While all the good bloggers go on vacation what are we "occasionally funny...especially if you're drunk" bloggers supposed to do?

Damn it, CDP! I will not raise myself above my current blogging status to suit your needs!

(Enjoy yourself. Come back soon...)
 
Poop.
 
Duke. DUKE.
 
So the internet is all mine now?
 
You can have the internet when you pry it from my cold...dead...slightly sticky from eating fiddle faddle...hands! I'll share, so everyone can have part of it though. The parts I'm not using, anyway.
 
I call dibs on porn.
 
But Duff, that's like, 99.9% of the damn thing!

All right then, I call dibs on...cute animal photos with bad captions websites! And also my own websites, of course.
 
I reserve the right to SPAM anyone I want with risky mortgage offers and male enhancement products.
 
GoodDay, Want A Larger Part?,

Wouldn't it be nice to actual have a cock that hangs?

She Wants You To

(oh spam, you're full of pure poetry!)
 
I want Google Maps, and all the pop-up ads that include offers for free televisions of laptops.
 
...or laptops
 
You ghouls; divvying up my possessions during my absence! Shoo! Shoo!

The CDP returns in 2.5 hours.
 

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