Thursday, July 30

Rimshot Thursday IV.



(NOTE: While authorities continue to search for missing author Ryan J. Zeinert, the CDP will be publishing previously unreleased and 'lost' content from his vast archives in his absence. The following contest was found on a flash drive Mr. Zeinert had left behind; it also contained the funniest essay ever written, but it was deleted by accident.)

Today is Rimshot Thursday, which means that I'd like you to come up with as many punchlines as possible for the following line and post them in the comments section:

"Man, this recession is rough. I'm so broke…"

Here are a few to get you started:

"...I only got eight credit card applications in the mail today."
"...I've had to kick my expensive heroin habit for a cheaper meth habit."
"...I'm considering killing myself so I can collect my life insurance."

Have fun, be creative and enjoy your day.

posted by The CDP. at around 12:01 AM | Link
Comments:
"Even Capitol One won't extend my credit limit."
posted by Blogger Hathery at 8:15 AM
 
The End.
posted by Blogger Moe Greene at 9:06 AM
 
...thought really, really, really hard about canceling NetFlix.
posted by Blogger BluStaCon at 11:46 AM
 
...I'm offering up my sexual services to bikini models for a fraction of my former price.
posted by Blogger JT at 1:23 PM
 
HELP! They've gotaa a meafjaskfsasaaaaaaaaa
posted by Blogger The CDP. at 5:29 PM
 
...the CDP is my last and only source of entertainment since the Bachelorette ended.
posted by Blogger D at 5:38 PM
 

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