Thursday, July 9

Rimshot Thursday.



(NOTE: While authorities continue to search for the
recently-missing Ryan J. Zeinert, the CDP will be publishing previously unreleased and 'lost' content from his vast archives in his absence. The following contest was found on a flash drive Mr. Zeinert had left behind; it also contained a 'treasure map' that lead to a local Arby's, over 30 as of yet impossible-to-create flavors of Dairy Queen 'Blizzards,' and what can only be described as the most poorly executed idea for a sitcom since 'My Mother The Car.')

Today is Rimshot Thursday, which means that I'd like you to come up with as many punchlines as possible for the following line and post them in the comments section:

"I like my coffee the same way I like my women/men..."

Here are a few to get you started:

"...thick, black and cheap."

"...Columbian."
"...young and stupid."


Have fun, be creative and enjoy your day.

Comments:
...slathered in whipped cream and hot?

*hangs head in shame*
 
strong and bitter.
 
Overpriced and burnt to a crisp. Hey-o!
 
in a cup.
 
warm, stiff and from a south american country.
 
Haha, JT! You stole mine :) So here we go...

...warm, wet, and full of cream.

Dirtiest...line...ever!!!
 
...without the right to vote. POW!!!
 
...au naturelle the way God intended
 
MOE GREEN WINS!!!
 
And BTW, hello Moe Greene! I have missed you.
 

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