Wednesday, February 3

LOST - Season 4 Caption Edition.



In honor of Lost's Sixth (and final) season, we here at the CDP are devoting the entire week to our favorite Island-based Time Travel drama. Today, 40 of the best Lost Friday photo captions from Season 4. Enjoy.

Remember to stick around all week, as the very first Lost Friday of the season arrives on Friday.

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(I've seen the future, and it's a world without razors.)

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("So, it's settled; Charlie doesn't deserve a funeral. Who wants dinner?")

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(Hurley risks life and limb to rescue a 'Cool Ranch' Dorito he accidentally dropped into the ocean.)

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("HAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!")

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("Kate, it's Jack. Have you seen my right eye?")

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(Locke slaps Hurley across the face with the power of his mind.)

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("Hello, liquor store? Can you deliver a quart of scotch directly to my liver?")

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("Listen brother, there's only room on this island for one crazy, bearded drunk, and it's ME!")

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("I have freckles, Herpies. Wait, I mean I have herpies, Freckles.")

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("MITTENS!")

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("Hey bayliff, we're wearing the same khakis. High five.")

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("You may want to opt for the plea bargain, Kate; you've somehow managed to kill eight people on your way here today.")

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(Apparently, Daniel was a PHD in Douchebagology at Oxford.)

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(Desmond realized he was a bit off-course when he saw a dolphin swim past the helicopter.)

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("Time travel? Are you f***ing kidding me?")

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(Three minutes after his arrival on the show, Daniel manages to ruin everything.)

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("Hey Juliet, do you know how to treat an impaling that hasn't happened yet?")

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(This is a complicated surgical procedure known as 'The First Base.')

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(Jin tries in vain to find a Korean video game that isn't violently pornographic.)

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("Bitch said what?")

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("Jin, did I ever tell you about the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville back in those days. I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...")

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(Jack Shepard. Surgeon. Hero. Mildly retarded.)

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("You could say that...um...well, speaking coherently is not my...um...primary concern.")

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(When your life has been ruined as many times as Sayid's, you pretty much look like this all the time.)

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(Man, I'm so sick of people trying to use Jesus as a weapon!)

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("Our story is airtight. We'll just say that we hid out in a theater that was showing Speed Racer.")

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("Hurry! Captain baked cookies and there's only five left! They're chewy and delicious!")

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("Face it, Sawyer. We're never getting our Frisbee back from Richard's yard.")

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("Why didn't they just kill me off in the Pilot episode like they wanted to?")

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("My kingdom for a frozen donkey wheel.")

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("Man, I can't wait until I'm in that coffin.")

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(Michael comes to terms with the fact that he has ruined the lives of everyone he had ever came in contact with.)

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("I sure hope that thing was the bathroom, 'cuz I just peed in it.")

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("Psshems mmmmffrrrt frazzakle pwwpwwweet.")

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("DAAAAANCE CONNNNTEST!!!!")

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("Jin had my keys in his pocket! NOOOOO!")

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(This wheel just spins the dessert tray in the Dharma break room.)

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(The CDP takes his shirt off.)

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("Maybe the numbers would go away if I ate them?")

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("If my beard were made of scotch, I'd totally drink it.")

Sound off in the comments section and enjoy your day. Tomorrow brings the best captions from Season 5, in anticipation of the first Lost Friday of the year. While you're waiting, head on over to the best Lost community on the web, SURVIVING815.COM. Later.

Comments:
Beh heh heh--there is some pretty funny ones in there that I forgot about :)
 
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Your best work. Seriously my top two of all time are in this bunch: "Jack Shepard. Surgeon. Hero. Mildly retarded." and "The CDP takes his shirt off." I commend you sir.
 
what? no sorta comment about the premiere here? Not even "I'm too drunk with the awesomeness of the last season premiere"?

BTW, I don't watch the show and I'm glad I don't, considering how most of America has a severe addiction to it.
 
I don't think anyone can even wrap their head around the premiere enough to comment on it!! :)
 
CELIA - Thanks, hun!

MIKE - I'm going to try my best to compress everything into my first Lost Friday of the season...we'll see how that goes.

CARGIRL - Aww, thank you! Season 4 was a good one for Lost Friday; I hope I will have enough time this year to put the hours in and make Season 6 good, too.
 
I'm sorry? Did you say your first Lost Friday of the season? Is this to say there will be more Lost Fridays to come? Color my giddy.
 
MOE - For the past season or two, I've alternated between full-on Lost Fridays and just the caption-oriented ones. My goal is to do as many full-on ones as possible this season. Basically until I snap, which usually takes until episode 8 or 9 if the past serves me correctly.
 

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