Tuesday, November 2

Aerating The Mashed Potatoes. BUY IT NOW!

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Aerating The Mashed Potatoes is available for purchase RIGHT NOW!

The book will be available everywhere on Tuesday, November 23, but I have a limited stock of 100 copies that I’m selling in advance. I did this because I wanted to do something special for the ravenous, awesome folks that simply cannot wait another three weeks for what very well could be the Greatest Book Ever Written. Here’s how to order.

Send $21 (cash, check or money order) to:

The CDP.
PO Box 865
Sun Prairie, WI
53590


Your $21 gets you an autographed, hand-numbered copy of Aerating The Mashed Potatoes, a rad piece of CDP merch and Priority shipping (2-3 days). Provide a mailing address (and a name if you want it personalized). I'll ship the book as soon as the order comes in.

Cost is $16 if I don’t have to ship it. Keep that in mind, folks in the Madison area. Let's meet up.

These books will sell out before November 23, and I can't promise that I can save you one. Once they’re gone, they’re gone, so order your one-of-a-kind advance copy right now!

One last thing before you run off to your checkbooks. This is a DIY venture. I have no agents, no publicists and certainly no marketing. If you'd like, it wouldn't take much to help me out by Tweeting about this. Posting this link to your Facebook wall. Mentioning it on your own blog. Any (and every) little thing counts. I normally don't ask for this, but it's going to make a big difference, I'm sure of it.

I thank you so much in advance; you guys are the reason why I get to do stuff like this, and it means more to me than I can say. Have a great day; buy my new book!

Comments:
UGH!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!! UFH!!!!!!!!!! AS SOON AS MY PAYCHECK CLEARS THIS AFTERNOON I AM ON THIS!!!! DON'T SELL THEM ALL
 
CARGIRL - You are treading on some mighty thin ice, waiting until tomorrow to order. There might be nothing left but snouts and entrails.
 
I just dropped a check in the mail for $2100. I'd like them all please. Cargirl, you can buy one from me for $1000.
 
COMET - I've literally seen that happen with my last book. I've seen autographed copies on eBay and Chinese bookseller sites for stupid amounts of money. Certainly nobody purchased these books, but I still thought it was hilarious.
 
Can we do Paypal or does it have to be a check? If no on the Paypal, then my check will be in the mail tomorrow.
 
I will send you moneyyyyyyyyyyy!
 
MIKE - A check would be preferred; thanks so much, man!

CAITLIN - Awesome! I've got a copy waiting for you; thanks very much!
 
I am putting a check in the mail today! Awesome!
 
Thanks a lot, Cat! I appreciate it!

I've noticed that, when I express pleasure or appreciation in comments, I must use exclamation points after every sentence. Merely saying, "Thank you very much." seems to imply sarcasm or insincerity (neither of which are true). However, in reality, screaming "THANK YOU!" in someone's face implies sheer terror or insanity. Funny how that works.
 
I don't have cheques. Expect something in the mail soon. Warning: may contain anthrax and/or $42.
 
CARGIRL - Awesome. I shall claw my way to the Post Office, poisoned and spewing up blood, determined to make my final act on this Earth a testament to my dedication to sending you quality entertainment.
 
Cargirl, do you have any CHECKS though? :)
 
Why would I have a Czech?
 
You're both so Swede.
 
Me want book. Perhaps we can exchange at the Delta Spirit show if you will be in attendance?

P.S. You worked with my husband Steve for a bit. You may know him as that bald programmer guy who was quiet. He will also be at the Delta Spirit show.
 
Wow, Steve! Yeah I knew that guy. Crazy!

Sorry, I won't be at the show, but e-mail/Facebook me if you still want to work something out. Thanks much!
 

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