Friday, July 9

Sick Day.

Enough politics. I know a lot of people have been up in arms recently about what's best for our country, and I'm indeed guilty of that. But it's time to step back and relax. Let me ease your pain by showing you a picture of me with Gabriel.

Doesn't that make you feel better? I figured it would. I suggest you print it out and stick it to the inside of your locker or notebook, provided you're in High or Middle school. If you don't have a locker, I would also recommend making a poster out of it and scotch-taping it to the ceiling above your bed. The next time you feel as if the weight of the world is going to crush your shoulders, just look at me and let your mind drift off to better things.

Stop thinking baby, Ryan's here for you now.

(Editors Note: Ryan called in sick to work today complaining of "food poisoning", which may or may not be true. We are not responsible for anything he says for the rest of the week.- CDP)

Tuesday, July 6

My Pet Goat.

"I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd."

"It's not a matter of whether the war is not real, or if it is. Victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the grueling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia, but to keep the very structure of society intact."

And with that, I promise to never talk about Fahrenheit 9/11 again.

Tell me what you think in the comments section. We'll talk about it together, real friendly like.