Tuesday, May 22Lost Tuesday - Caption Edition 2.
Another day closer to the Lost Season 3 Finale, another 30 of the best Lost Friday captions of the year. Read, enjoy and sound off in the comments section.
(Juliet's annual face-lift didn't pan out quite so well this year.)
(Jack becomes suddenly aware that on the mainland he was recognized as a locksmith, not a spinal surgeon as previously assumed.)
("...And that's how I got into commemorative spoon collecting. You?")
("Yes, Party Of Five ran for six seasons! Why is that so damn hard to understand?")
(When you want to fly round-trip at no more than 30 feet off the ground, fly Oceanic.)
(Brought to you by the Emo Goldfish Council.)
(Hurley is completely drunk....on HAM!)
(This looks just like my Dad's senior yearbook photo.)
(Claire, putting on one of her better performances in awhile.)
("Crap...the producers just realized that I'm irrelevant.")
("See? Right here, it says 'No Dogs Allowed.'")
("Nice rack, Kate.")
(Jack's learning how to play "It's Raining Men.")
("Damn...do they have an Asteroids machine in that rec room?")
("You may have my kidney, but at least I'm not paralyzed!")
(Emeril at home.)
("Dude, this island is just one big salad, and I'm diggin' in!")
("Whoops, I think I just paralyzed myself again.")
(Please, for your own good, don't eat the chili.)
(Just for the hell of it, Desmond takes a shot at Charlie.
("Heh-heh...I guess the whole kidney thing was pretty funny.")
(Suddenly and without warning, Locke's appendix bursts.)
("I haven't shaved in 800 years.")
("Someday bunny, we'll run away to Vegas and finally get married. Someday...")
("That's it, wicker chair. I've had just about enough of your crap.")
(Sayid gives Karl CPR directly to his spinal cord.)
("Liam, be honest. You got bit by that zombie, didn't you?")
TOMORROW - LOST WEDNESDAY:
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE THE FINALE.
"Emeril at home"
"Just for the hell of it ..."
He'd be listening to Sunny Day Real Estate in his bowl decorated with photos he's clipped from Alternative Press, sporting a pitch-black sweep haircut, going on about how he feels like he's been swimming in circles forever.
The only time he ventures out is to take blurry photographs of himself by holding the camera out at fin's-length.
I need to get a good animator on the horn; I think I have a winner, here.
Several months ago, Ben and Sherry threw a party where everyone got drunk and sang karaoke. Ben took the mic for a rousing version of 'Hungry Like The Wolf,' and promptly forgot all of the words. In reality, Ben doesn't really know all of the words to any song, save Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
After approximately 2 and a half minutes of mumbling and stammering, Ben reaches the 'Dischord and rhyme' lyric of the song and instead blurts out 'Disco and round!' Apparently, this was the one line of the song he thought he knew.
He was wrong.
We all had a hearty laugh, and still mention it during karaoke sessions.