Monday, February 11

Lost Monday - "Confirmed Dead."

Lost Monday - Confirmed Dead.
Season 4 - Episode 2: "Confirmed Dead."

Another Lost Monday is upon us. We have much to discuss.

"Confirmed Dead" was an unassuming episode from a surface perspective, but considering the presumed sprawling and relentless layout of Season 4, it had serious integral implications in planting the developmental seeds of what is to be expected of the immediate future of the television series.


Can you tell that I've been working on resumes and job applications all week? I've found that the main trick with filling out job applications is to basically open a thesaurus to literally any page you want, and just start plugging those five-syllable words in, Mad Lib-style, with the intent to confuse your potential employer to the point of exhaustion. Once weakened and more than a little annoyed, you continue to pounce onto them with jargon and buzzwords until they have no choice but to hire you so you shut up and end the interview.

It's gotten me this far, and I don't intend to give up the routine now, much like how I roll into another week of Lost Monday. I hope you enjoy and appreciate how I tie everything together. Keep moving along with me.

That's For Visualizing Jacob's Cabin!
(Locke slaps Hurley across the face with the power of his mind.)

Four new characters have been announced, and none of them plan on getting the boot anytime soon. They are the bridge between the present and the flash-forwards; the new mystery as to what sorts of misinformation are being spread on the mainland concerning the crash of Oceanic Flight 815, and why certain people are trying to get enough information to sweep the entire incident under the rug. When the producers told us that rescue didn't necessarily spell the end of the series, they were absolutely right, and we were absolutely wrong for doubting them. This isn't Heroes, kids; our Lost pals know what they're doing.

It's thick and it's also meaty, so naturally, it's called The Thick & Meaty.

Thick & Meaty.


The episode starts with a submarine trolling along the ocean floor. They find what appears to be the wreckage of Flight 815, which has obviously been planted there for the purpose of covering up something. We then see the news footage being broadcast presumably across the globe, as the 'wreckage found/no survivors' news spreads faster than fine Knott's Berry Farm Jam.

This is as good of a time as any to introduce everyone to the four new characters to everyone's favorite stupid island. Eyes and ears, people:

Staples Doesn't Deliver To Their Location Anymore.
(This organization is so evil, they don't even allow office furniture. Or other employees.)

Daniel Faraday - He's a physicist that weeps upon seeing the 'discovery' of Flight 815. We don't yet know why this is, as he's far too jittery and flaky to shake any sort of logic out of him.

Miles Straume - Asian semi-psychic. Likes to point guns. Dislikes Benjamin Linus. Talks to the dead. Enjoys robbing ghosts. Hates drugs.

Charlotte Lewis - British. Seems aware of the Dharma Initiative after locating a Dharma collar around the neck of a polar bear skeleton in Tunisia. Wait, what? Seriously? Damn.

Frank Lapidus - Was supposed to be the original pilot of Flight 815. Loves Hawaiian shirts, alcohol, beards and being the Lawnmower Man.

(Special Consideration) Naomi - Matthew Abbadon recruited her and the other four on this mystery trek to locate the island, presumably to track down Ben Linus. Dead, dead and more dead. She's dead.


Me Drink More Scotch!
("Hello, liquor store? Yeah, can you deliver a quart of scotch directly to my liver?")

Daniel is pushed out of the crashing helicopter, poops his shorts and chutes onto the island, to instantly run into Jack and Kate. Things get awkward, as we quickly find Daniel to have the social skills and poker face of a drunk baby. The three of them talk about guns, satellite phones and blinking vests, stare at their feet and scramble for conversation.

On the beach, Sayid is reminiscing about killing people, when Juliet approaches and does that crooked smile thing that she's incapable of not doing. They decide that they might want to prepare for the new arrivals to the island, so they stock up on rifles and buy a French Silk pie.

Back with Daniel, Jack and Kate, they continue to have a bizarre dance and power struggle, as they find a Biohazard box that seemingly fell out of the chopper. They grill Miles on why he's armed, and he spills that 'saving them isn't their primary objective.' Just then, Locke stabs him in the back and he dies twice.

As a side note, the network should do a huge spin-off, where John Locke shows up on multiple ABC shows in one night, randomly killing supporting characters just before they say something important.

Home Arone.
(Macaulay Culkin barely beat out Miles for the lead in 'Home Alone,' and he never quite got over it.)

They all catch up with Miles, who is relaxing on the shore with a broken neck. He pulls a gun on Jack and Kate, after it's revealed that Naomi gave him the 'I've been murdered' distress signal. Kate insists that Locke killed her, and he's not quite right in the head as of late. Miles wants to view Naomi's corpse, so he can pull his John Edwards magic and get to the bottom of this freak show.

Thanks to Sayid and Juliet's insatiable urge to shoot guns, they ambush Miles and Daniel, allowing Jack and Kate to get the jump on them and steal their weaponry. They all head into the jungle to find Charlotte, who they are tracking via satellite phone, along with keeping an eye on an eBay auction for collectible Precious Moments figurines.

Meanwhile in Team Locke, John is trying to detour the group over to Jacob's cabin for some tea and potential eternal damnation. During this exchange, Locke lets it spill that he's pretty much taking his orders from Zombie Walt, because he's now old and tall enough to crush Locke's windpipe with his thumbs.

Thank Goodness.
(Karl does the world a huge solid and sterilizes himself.)

Charlotte is almost instantly taken aboard Team Locke's Cavalcade of Insanity, for which she is none too pleased. In order for them to not be tracked by the remainder of the rescue crew, they take her satellite GPS and attach it to Vincent, who immediately urinates onto it and buries it near the shore. Dogs are awesome.Wait, I'm sorry. It was actually Desmond that urinates on and subsequently buries the GPS. Aussies are awesome.

Somewhere else on the island, Frank wakes up from his rough helicopter landing, sees a cow and shoots a flare, making this scene one of the cooler things I've seen in a long time. When Charlotte sees the flare, she insists they follow it to rescue Frank, but Benjamin jacks Karl's gun and caps her twice in the chest. She was wearing a bullet-proof vest, however, and Ben gets a much-deserved ass-whipping.

Pssshhh. Way to go, Karl. You've lost your gun privileges forever.

Benjamin's borderline-childish attempts to not be found by the rescue crew leads us into todays Question Of The Week.

Question Of The Week.

"Why Is Ben Such A Wanted Man?"

A. Invented a car then runs on the blood of Republicans and Faith Healers.
B. Can explain the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey without the aid of illegal narcotics.
C. Throws a 95 MPH knuckleball.
D. Knows exact location in Alamogordo Desert where all those ET games for the Atari 2600 are buried.
E. Poops Godiva chocolate.

Of course, the correct answer is, "Can beat Bubble Bobble with just one life."

Thanks for playing Question Of The Week; let's get back to The Thick & Meaty.

People Are Going To Notice This.
(Naomi has this weird talent where she sleeps with her eyes open. Forever.)

Jack and company make it to Frank first, who reveals that he landed the plane with limited explosions. Sayid claims that it's in good shape, but he tortures the helicopter just to see what kind of additional information he can get out of it. The chopper's not talking, but his point is well-taken.

As Juliet takes care of Frank's massive head wound, he realizes that she wasn't on Flight 815, which sends the rescue crew into a complete bitch-fit. Miles lets everyone know that they are on the island to find Ben, which he proves by displaying a photograph of Benjamin wearing a dress, smock or something equally fruity. Honest to God, I've seen that photo 10 times, and I still have no idea what he's wearing.

Back with Team Locke, most of the crew is choosing straws over who gets to execute Benjamin. Ben claims that he has information that they will lose should they split his head open like so many ripe honeydew. Locke asks him about the Smoke Monster, to with Ben replies with standard dumbassery. He does, however, know a lot about Charlotte, to which he attributes to having a spy on their rescue freighter.

Smash cut, episode over.

Great stuff, good new characters, good story development and no hanging around the house. I know we're only getting one half of this season for awhile, but I'm still looking forward to each awesome week just the same.

Hey, speaking of are Five Awesome Things!

5 Awesome Things.

Five Awesome Things...About the five new Lost characters.

1. Daniel - Gives me the confidence that there is someone out there more awkward than I am.
2. Miles - Greatly raises the odds of a Jin/Miles Kung-Fu showdown, and a potential roundhouse kick or two.
3. Frank - Another disheveled, old dude with an out-of-control beard. Need I say more?
4. Charlotte - In my book, a woman with red hair and a British accent is incapable of fail.
5. Naomi - Meat is still fresh and not at all stringy. Will make a terrific roast.

Break out the cardboard and Sugar Hill Gang; it's time to Break It Down!

Break It Down!

4 - The Oceanic Airlines number that was shown during the news broadcast is an actual number, and if you call it (which I did for the sake of thorough reporting) you get the following recorded message:

"Thank you for calling the Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 Hotline. Information is updated as the investigation proceeds. Investigations are thorough and as such may take a period of time to complete. At this time we do do not have any additional information regarding crashed Flight 815. If you are a family member or relative of passenger on Oceanic Flight 815, we are sorry for your loss. Detailed information is given during the daily family briefings. This briefing updates families on the progress of the investigation, and allows for questions to be asked of the medical examiner or coroner and other parties connected to this investigation. Please contact your accident coordinator or call back later for more information."

So, nothing too amazing, but still a neat viral marketing tool by the folks that more or less changed the game when it came to breaking the fourth wall. Respek!

8 - This episode took place on Christmas Eve, 2004. This means that Christmas should be at least eluded to vaguely in next week's episode. I hope that Ben and Rousseau didn't draw each other for Secret Santa, because that would just be awkward. On a positive note, Claire doesn't have to come up with anything to give Charlie. Too soon?

15 - Desmond, Jin and Sun were not in this episode. Inexcusable, but it does make you wonder what the three of them were up to. My guess? Dance Party in the Dharma rec room.

Get Steamin' Mad At Ghosts!
(Dirt Devil: Helping People Communicate With the Dead Since...wait, what?)

16 - This is the first episode that showed a flashback from the perspective of a dead character (Naomi). Good thing, too, otherwise I would be slightly more baffled by what's going on. How the writers plan on filling all the gaps in without some serious changes in structure seems almost impossible at this point.

23 - Abaddon is a bad, bad dude. We don't know what he's doing or who he's working for, but he saw it necessary to wrangle a few idiots together to search for Benjamin and whatever was left of Flight 815. He then bothered Hurley at the nuthouse, which is just adding insult to injury, if you ask me.

Or, if you're Hurley, it's like adding butter to cereal. Zing! The streak continues!

42 - Charlotte finding the polar bear with the Dharma collar in the Tunisian desert hurts my head. By this point in the run of the show, they've answered a lot of questions, but there are still hundreds of them that are standing on the front porch with their junk hanging out of the their bathrobes. When Lost wraps up for good, their legacy will be measured greatly by how many of these questions go unanswered.

Spoilers Ahoy! Cover your eyes! Divert your attention, nerds! Here comes The Preview!

Episode 3 - The Economist.
("Help! I somehow got stuck inside the vending machine again!")

1. Episode 3 of Season 4 is titled "The Economist." It is Sayid-centric, leading me to believe that he is one of the 'Oceanic 6.' There will be flash-forwards involved, and a whole slew of torturings, if Sayid has any say in the matter.

2. The official press release from ABC reads: "Locke's hostage may be the key to getting off the island, so Sayid and Kate go in search of their fellow castaway in an attempt to negotiate a peaceful deal." Hopefully, someone will take Locke's knife away before talks begin.

3. Expect Kate to run into some trouble dealing with Team Locke. The shooting script called for her to pull Hurley out of a locked closet, and exchange some heated words with Sawyer. As long as we don't have to put up with more of Sawyer and Kate exchanging heated bodily fluids anymore, I'll allow it.

I'll Out-Crazy You 'Till The Cows Come Home!
("Listen buddy, there's only room for one crazy, bearded drunk here!")

4. The following information comes from some terrible writer that snuck a peek at the script:

"'The Economist' will have Sayid as a main character, and will show his after-island life. We'll be in Germany, and his girlfriend is called Elsa. She seemed very intrigued about Sayid's 'secret job.' He refuses to talk about it. On the island, there will be a scene in which some losties will go to "Othersville" and notice some noises. Kate will realize that the noise is coming from a house - pointed in the script as Juliet's house, and she'll go and check it. Then, she notices that the sound is coming from the closet; and finally finds Hurley stuck inside. Locke and Sayid are disagreeing about the best way to discover more about the "new visitors": while Sayid wants to go to the ship with Charlotte and appears that she'll get a boat to get back to their HQ, Locke prefers to trust in Ben, who said that he's got a spy on the boat. Kate will want to go to somewhere - not mentioned on the excerpt I read - but Sawyer, not wanting her to go, won't stop her; but will also show her his disappointment."

5. If you're involved with the CDP Nationwide Mix-Tape Trade, get your mixes in the mail as soon as possible! We want as many folks as we can to get their mixes by Valentine's Day. Thanks.

Well, that looks to be about it for this week. Thanks for reading, sound off in the comments section and send any erotic photography to As always, here are links to all of the Lost Mondays you happened to miss so far this season. Cheers.

Lost Monday - Episode 1 Recap.

That Desmond caption is hilarious.
Here's my take on some things: The "Walt" that Locke talked to as he was bleeding out from a gut-shot was not actually Walt - it was Ol' Smokey. Ben honestly doesn't know what the smoke monster is and it & Jacob are the two things on the island he can't control - and that scares him. I don't know why I think this, and I'm sure I will be proven wrong eventually.

Karl is useless.

WTF happened to group number three? You know - the "other" Others who have the kids from the plane and Cindy the brain-washed stewardess. They headed for some temple, and I hope the writers don't think that people have forgotten about that story line.

Dharma maybe was involved in some sort of time/space experimentation, and the ploar bears were their very large lab rats? That might be how a presumably not terribly fresh polar bear carcass wearing a Dharma collar would be unearthed in the Tunisian desert.

And lastly, I think Abbadon works for Dharma - or whatever corporate subsidiary Dharma is now using as a beard - and Dharma wants Ben. Retribution is nigh. Again, I could be totally off base on this.

Can't wait for the Sayid episode. So, can we assume from spoilers that we have a pretty good idea of who the six may be: Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin & Sun? Unless Sayid was sneaky and covert and didn't return in the conventional way that the rest of the official six did, so he wouldn't count...

I strongly believe that the 'Locke slaps Hurley' caption was a personal gift from God at 11pm last night. Some jokes take a lot of work, and others land directly in your lap.
MAUS - Good theories. What you said about Walt, Smokey and Jacob seem to make some sense for now.

I can't wait to see what they want Ben for. Really, it's going to be a huge plot point in the mythology of the show. Could change everything again.

I don't know who the Oceanic 6 will be, as I've also heard that Ben, Juliet and others may get off the island. We'll also get a Michael-centric episode before the break, so I'm just as theoretical as you are.

What a neat show.
I think they want Ben b/c he gassed all their people. That might upset a few members of the organization.
I couldn't place from where I knew Farraday until last night when I saw him leaving Duke during WWII in Saving Private Ryan.

I absolutely love Miles' character. He lol'd me several times.
Stop being a jerk and leave Heroes alone! At least Heroes hasn't had a "Nikki & Paulo equivalent.

Happy blog birthday!
HATHERY - Good point; I forgot about the genocide.

MOE - Miles is a funny guy, and I enjoy his performance. He does, however, have serious evil potential. Coach K evil.

COMET - Beh-heh-heh, I kid Heroes because they let me down so. Thanks for the early Blog Birthday wish!

The CDP turns 4 tomorrow!
Who would remember a minor detail like genocide?
That reminds me...they need to show more of that guy that befriended Ben as a kid and is like a billion years old but doesn't look it. He is H-A-W-T.
In the photograph, I believe Ben is wearing his costume for the Dharma production of Xanadu.
He's in the Olivia Newton-John role.
I have one of those Dirt Devil Spot Scrubbers sitting in my closet. Had I known its true potential I wouldn't have abused it on spit-ups and chocolate milk stains on the couch. Who knows how much drug money and smack could be hidden in my walls.

When I first saw Daniel I thought 'cool, Well Thought Out Twinkles is a neat song'

I really think Dharma was a tool of another association. We still have Penny's father's company and Sun's father's company.
BLU - Thanks for reminding me about Mr. Widmore; we'll see him again very soon, and yeah, he's got his hands in something huge.

HATHERY - Indeed. His real name is Nestor Carbonell. Does it get any sexier than that?

I venture to guess it does not.

ANIMAN - I'd kill for a musical-themed episode of Lost. It would be sort of like Fame:


I'm going to stay lost forever...

Lost, the musical, on ice = Lostcapades
Unfortunately, due budget constrictions the CDP edition of the "Caveman Love" won't be shipped out till either next week or the week after.
I can only afford to ship my mix partner's copy before the deadline.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you can't come up with a extra $5.
MAUS - You know I'd be in the front row. Lost would be significantly improved if every once in awhile, a character just acknowledged the camera and burst into song.

CAVEMAN - I can wait; thanks for sending me a mix!
You all everybody...You all everybody...
Caveman has been too busy eating Chicago suburbanites.
I think Desmond and Frank could be the new Locke and Boone. I would love to see them both go off into the jungle on some important mission, then come back 3 days later, completely shit-faced and beardy.
They already beat you to that. Didn't even need to go into the jungle!
I think Desmond and Frank should get their own spin-off show once Lost goes off the air. It'll be a buddy cop show titled "Sh*t Face & Beardy"
I just braved the bitter cold wind and the Postal Worker That Is Ready To Go Postal to send the mix out to both Julia (my mix partner -- again!) and CDP himself.

I did more of a theme this time -- or, really, two themes. It's entitles "Two Movements of Love" and those movements are named, yet putting those here would be giving it away. It's still eclectic, though perhaps less so than the last one. I'm still disappointed that I didn't fit any Jazz in there, but I did get some R&B and Bluegrass, so I shouldn't be disappointed.

Hope you enjoy!
Oh the wacky adventures they could have! Every week they could find a way to blast Desmond's pants off for some reason.
Ben is hiding on the island because he heard the Brewers wanted to sign him. The Reds have been scouting Walt.
Desmond is Australian now? Guess I better start watching with the sound on.
Great theory about Walt and the smoke monster, maus.
Why do they keep showing Michael's name in the credits? I figured he was the eye last time, but...
Isn't the bearded emotional guy Elliot from ET?
No it is the guy from Spanking the Monkey... sorry I knew he was in a movie that I rubbed one out to at one point in my life... Ah Drew Barrymore...
Chris Hansen - "What are you doing here?"

Kevin - "I'm just here to talk."

CH - "How old is the girl you were talking to?"

K - "18...19, I think."

CH - "That's funny. Her IMDB profile says she's 6."

K - "She told me 18."

CH - "That's not what the transcript says."

K - "Can I leave, now."

CH - "First, I have to tell you that I'm Chris Hansen from NBC and we're conducting an online investigation of online predators..."

K - "Am I going to jail!?!?!?!"

CH - "That's not up to me, Kevin."

Exit Kevin. Kevin gets roughed up by Wisconsin's finest. Kevin cries.
I'll be damned! Daniel is the guy from Spanking the Monkey!. No wonder he's so damn awkward.

Now there's a movie you don't want to watch with your parents.
CDP - forgot to mention this: I'm campaigning to have a local band change their name from "Shallow Palace" to "Bacon Technology," at least for one show.

No luck so far, I may have to get them drunk and have them sign a contract of some sort...or at least kidnap a few of their girlfriends.
As long as a shirt is screen-printed at some point, that's all that really matters.
Never have I seen this Monkey Spank movie.
Someone actually landed at Spork Nation over the weekend by googling "Ryan Zeinart."
Hey, if that one guy can have a fake band called Plastic Trees or whatever the heck it's called, the CDP can have a fake band called Bacon Technology.
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Rumor has it that the strike may end by the end of the week and that we'll get 6 more episodes of Lost. I'm only going on word of mouth here, folks...
JT - My last name is 'Zeinert,' and it's always getting misspelled, so I always make sure to check multiple spelling when I'm egotistically Googling myself. Glad I could send some misguided traffic your way.

HATHERY - You're thinking of 'The Tree Brains' from The Sneeze. There's no taking that guy down for now, but I can sure rip off his idea. Maybe our fake bands can go on a fake tour.

MOE - Thanks. I've been keeping an eye on this, and it would appear that negotiations are coming along smoothly. Perhaps the season will be saved, albiet after a brief gap in the action.
Well wtf is Plastic Trees then? haha.

I say that when the new merch FINALLY arrives (*ahem* get going CDP!), there should be a Bacon Technology shirt.

Other ideas:

"I can see your butthole."

"Goes to Duke"
Isn't Desmond from Scotland?
He sure is; sorry about that.

Damn Aussies.
Spanking the Monkey was on recently (ifc, I think, maybe), and I set the DVR to record it. I checked Saturday and it had been deleted. My husband is probably full of questions...

I'll tell ya - I miss Clancy Brown aka Kelvin, and I really think Bruce Campbell should get a turn as a Lost guest star next.
Bruce Campbell needs a story arc on Lost, if only for an episode or flashback. That guy is mandatory viewing.
So what exactly is that Dirt Devil ghostbuster thing? Can anyone tell me?
Here's what Lostpedia says about it:

"The device makes and spreads cold air, and it has been proven unneccessary when speaking to the dead, as Miles does not use one when speaking to the ghost of Naomi."
Damn. I have two shameful things to admit:

1. I'm considering going back and rewatching all of Lost and rejoining the bandwagon.

2. I'm just now finishing up my mix tape. I am a shameful individual. It will go out today.
I'm heading out to the post office right now...
JT - Hop aboard; it's the best TV drama ever, yo.

I mailed out my mix yesterday.
I know...I absolutely loved Season 1, but they lost my interest towards the end of Season Two, plus I was in the process of moving.

I just never picked it back up.

But now, with the writers strike, and no Heroes, I'm getting bored.
What writers strike? It's over, dude!

According to Damon Lindleof, they might be able to crank out 3-4 more episodes this season after Episode 8.
Well, I sent out my mix CD yesterday, so BluStaCon, please let me know if you haven't gotten it by, say, Saturday. And CDP? Your copy will probably show up today. :)

As for the writer's strike, when it's over I'll mostly be happy for the writer's sake, but there's certainly a little bit of selfishness in it for me, too. It will have been just over a year between seasons by the time BSG gets back on the air. Yikes. In the meantime, I've got some catching up to do with Lost.
Bruce, I mailed your Hedgehog Love Mix yesterday as well, so I suspect you should be getting it today or tomorrow. :)
My CD is burning now...not as polished as I would like, but my drunken deleting of my first playlist left little time for refinement.
I would also like to note that I'm gunning for the award of "Most Terrible Pun" with the title of my mix. I won't give it away, though, until everyone gets their copies.
EMILY - Looking forward to it; you should get mine tomorrow, along with some sweet CDP swag.

Also, I'll be sending out your copy of 65 Poor Life Decisions as soon as my new shipment arrives this week. I've been sold out for a little while.

Two packages from the CDP in one week? You've won the nerd lottery!
CDP - I'm doing the Snoopy dance right now, I'm so happy.
Damn Emily and her cliffhanging ways...
Seriosuly, Moe. First, she won't admit to her TV Sci Fi crush, now she leads us on with the title of her CD...

You know, Emily, teasing went to Duke.
Emily's good friend goes to Duke.

Teasing goes to Duke.

Does this mean that Emily's good friend is a contagious teaser, or is it merely a coincidence?
The title of my Mix is a pun, too. It's called, "I want to have sexual intercourse with you."

Wait, what's a pun again?
CDP - I like your title best. I know I haven't seen the others, but I don't care. Best.

JT & MOE - My good friend is a bit of a tease, but I'm not sure that she's contagious. But she does go to Duke.

And OK, fine, you win: Xena and Gabrielle.

Are you happy now? It's not like I had much in the way of dignity in the first place. Now I have nothing. NOTHING!

*goes to cry in a corner*
Moe - Damn. Were we too hard on Emily?

Emily - Damn, I am a gigantic moron for not guessing that. Good choice, though. Bravo!
JT - Her friend goes to Duke. Coming from a Terps fan, I'd like to think we weren't hard enough.

Emily - Wow. We're all idiots on that one. I share the same sentiment as JT, though. Nicely done.
EMILY - I wish I would have thought of that title before I mailed it out. I consider it a lost opportunity.

Gabrielle....that takes me back.
I anxiously await the Hedgehog Love Mix! I priority mailed mine out yesterday to the CDP and to California. So everyone should be receiving theirs any time now!

Suddenly I'm picturing Sonic the Hedgehog in a Hugh Hefneresque pose.
JT & MOE - Yeah, I admit I was a little surprised, considering how pop culture savvy you all seem to be, that no one was able to guess that one. I guess I'll hold onto a small shred of dignity for the fact that I had you all stumped. ;)

CDP - Gabrielle = best abs EVAR. Holy moly.

BRUCE - That was not an image I needed in my head. Thanks.
Thanks, in advance, to everyone sending me a mix out of the goodness of their hearts. If you still want to but don't have my mailing address, it is:

PO Box 865
Sun Prairie, WI

BRUCE - I was going to buy a smoking jacket for a lingerie party awhile back, but damn, those things are expensive. The one I wanted was over a grand, and the price of being ironic does have its limits.

EMILY - "Xena can't fly!"

"I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless."
"Caveman Love"- Is an ecclectic mix of new and old, and common and uncommon songs that really fill out the evening.

4 out of 5 Cavemen agree it's the best to listen to while knocking out a potential mate and dragging her to the cave.
Wizards did it.
Lucy Lawless has perty eyes. I don't remember who Gabrielle is, though.

My hedgehog doesn't wear a smoking jacket, but I'm thinking about trying to dress her up for Halloween. Perhaps a tiny hat? That would be cute.
HATHERY - Gabrielle was her hot, blond sidekick*.

*and by sidekick, I of course mean lover whose abs could literally stop swords.
CAVEMAN - I knew there was something I liked about Maine.

HATHERY - For Halloween, Laika should dress as a kitten. That would be adorable. Or we could skewer her quills with marshmallows for some reason.

EMILY - "Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album."
EMILY -- That's what I'm here for! Any day I can impregnate people's thoughts with compromising hedgehog imagery, I consider it a successful morning.

CDP -- You're right, irony does have its limits. But Alanis would've paid that for it. Doncha think?
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Except that Alanis apparently has no idea what irony actually means. In her case, she would have bought the smoking jacket thinking she was going to an underwear party, only to arrive and discover that it was actually a National Bolshevik rally. In other words: not ironic at all, just a pain in the butt.
Remember the Wesley Willis video for 'Ironic?' Man, that was funny.

/Thought Alanis was beautiful in that video. All 4 of her.
Sorry, the Wesley Willis video was titled "Alanis Morrisette."
I only liked the Alanis with braids.
....and it whipped a wild horses ass.
Rock over London, rock over Chicago! Wheaties! The breakfast of champions!
P.S. Do any of you/us actually get any work done during the day?
Well, the power just went out here a few minutes ago, so I ate a 'Chocolate Fudge' Snak-Pak while waiting for order to be restored.
P.S. Do any of you/us actually get any work done during the day?

Imagine me saying "yes," while shaking my head in a negative manner.

Actually, I've completed about 5 sales today, set up an appointment with a potential customer for tomorrow, and gone to the post office to mail out my mix CD.

Now I'm taking a break before I go into job numero dos at 5.
Yes, I actually get loads done. I'm probably the most productive person in my unit. Doesn't say much for the abilities of most people, does it?
I kan haz a qwota?
EMILY - Damn my laziness! I was going to guess that next, but I couldn't remember Gabrielle's name. I was too lazy to IMBD it. I figured it might be right since Lucy lawless' reappearance as a cylon.

CDP - BTW teh answer to the tv crush thing would definately be Gabrielle. A warrior with a heart.

HATHERY - Mix in mail at 9 am Priority. Not a terrible 11th hour effort. I included a little something extra for the CDP, under no circumstances are you to listen to it. If you notice the CDP go into convulsions or froth at the mouth call an ambulance immediately. It should be noted that I have never listened to it either. I just read the song titles and decided to share the love.
I think it just goes to show that we're all excellent multi-taskers...perhaps even to the detriment of our personal sanity. :)
BluStaCon- I look forward to this 11th Hour Mix! I can hardly wait to check my mail over the next few days...oooh, the anticipation :)
BLU - Uh-oh, am I being set up for an ambush attempt?

EMILY - Indeed. I also just realized that you live less than a mile from my office.
P.S. Do any of you/us actually get any work done during the day?

I outpace my co-workers in productivity by a factor of about infinity, even when I'm slacking. (Which I do more than I should...but if I worked as hard as I could the world would explode in an incident of mass temporal doom. Or something equally spectacular and horrific.)

I just got out of a pointless one hour meeting about nothing important, and needed to decompress. So, thanks CDPeons, for restoring a little bit of my sanity!
That's why we're here; sanity in a stupid world.
Glad we could be of assistance.
Anyone catch AG last night? The pyramid event was disturbingly hot (Thank-You Crush). If there had been a little mood music attached it could have been taken to another level entirely.
CDP - That extra CD came from a co-worker. She got it at a wedding, they handed them out to the guests. I gagged after reading the song list.
I include it as a challenge. If you can listen to the entire thing in one sitting you will earn my respect. On the other hand, you may lose your testicles in the attempt.
I don't even have the song list, I didn't get one with it and I couldn't listen to it to find them out.

I should have sent it to JT. Then he could make a video of himself getting violently ill from mere music. The man that can car bomb cinnamon might be able to handle this.
BLU - I agree with you on the AG Pyramid. That was....something special.

Also, I'm looking forward to accepting your Wedding Jams Mix Challenge. Maybe I'll do a thing where I lock myself in a booth with it for 24 hours and raise donations for charity.
Wow, that's some quick service. I already received my mix in the mail! I haven't been this excited at getting something in the mail, since the state notified me that the restraining order(s) against me had expired!
If you do that... I will feel totally responsible if you have a massive glurge attack.

HATHERY - You'd better be ready to take advantage of him if he does. He will be putty in your hands. You'll be able to get him to that thing you want him to do. You know... wash Laika with a toothbrush.
She's been begging me to do that for so long.....ah, the power of the song. has been a while since I've performed any stupid stunts...

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