Friday, February 1

Twenty-Six Things That Suck About Turning 26.

Busted In 1986.
(Two black eyes and a broken nose in 1987. To this day, my nose is slightly crooked.)

Today is my twenty-sixth birthday. In all of my life, I've never celebrated such a mundane, uneventful, apathetic and craptastic occasion. Nobody cares about 26; not even I care about 26.

So, instead of singing the praises of not stepping in front of a cement mixer or drinking ammonia for another year, I decided to be honest with myself and determine exactly why the age of 26 is the worst yet for everyone that experiences it. You can take this as either words of wisdom, or the bitter ranting of someone who's at least 33% dead. Tally-ho!

1. There's nothing left to look forward to concerning laws that pertain to age. When you turn 25, you can legally rent a car, but that's pretty much the end of it. All I have left now is the option to run for President of the United States when I turn 35, and my odds are looking a bit sketchy at the moment, to be honest.

2. Teenagers and mothers of teenagers no longer want to have sex with you. You've gone outside the box of acceptable age for rebellious teenagers and lonely housewives alike. The ship has sailed, grandpa, and if you weren't already on it, the best you can hope for is a postcard from someone that was.

3. When you were 22, you were only four years removed from High School. Your opinions concerning fashion trends, pop culture, music and film were still relevant in the eyes of the young. Now, you're eight years removed, and you instantly know nothing. You might as well be jitterbugging with Ginger Rogers and listening to Herb Alpert on the Victrola*, because you are old and obsolete.

(*I do listen to Herb Alpert records on my turntable from time to time.)

4. It's difficult to enjoy professional sports when the athletes become younger than you are. When you're a child or teenager, you look up to these superheroes; you tape posters to the wall and pretend that you're them on the playground. Now, I find it increasingly harder and harder to care if some 8-foot tall, 17 year old will enter the NBA Draft a year early. How can you honestly say "You're the man!" to someone that's almost a decade younger than you? You know, assuming you're not a complete douche noozle*?

(*Go ahead and start using 'douche noozle.' It's okay.)

5. Nobody knows how old you really are. Every day, I hear people estimating me at somewhere between 19 and 30. At some point after college, you just become another faceless, MTV Generation turd that looks like he was born at some point in the early 80's. This may be true and well-deserved, but does our mediocrity need to be rubbed in our faces so much?

6. Everything sucks all over again. When you were a youthful, rebellious teen, you would reject all things mainstream, because you wanted to embrace the scene of the underground and appear cultured (if you were cool, that is). When you're 26, you once again attempt to buck the status quo, merely because nothing entertains you like it used to or should. It's a bleak, mediocre world out there. The underground sucks, the mainstream sucks, the tastemakers suck there's no scene left for you to crawl back to. Good luck with all of that.

7. You no longer get a free pass. You're an adult now. No borrowing money from mom. No paying bills late (not that I ever have, but still). No getting drunk on a Thursday; regardless of if Lost is on or not. No excuses, no safety net and no bitching. For the next 20 years, don't expect anyone to do absolutely anything for you, for any reason. If you're lucky by the time you're 45, you'll have kids that are in High School, and you'll get to start the vicious Circle of Poop all over again.

8. Your job has to be more than just a job. In school, anything that netted you a paycheck was considered welcome, acceptable and free of ridicule from your peers. When you're 26, grilling 'Sammies' at Quiznos just makes you look like you're missing a chromosome. Your employment is now your new social status scale; it's the first thing that anyone will ask you when you meet them. Fortunately for me, I can tell people that I'm an author and actually mean it, never mind the mere pennies of income it has netted me over the last four years.

9. If she's under 18 and you're talking to her, you're branded a pervert of the highest order, end of story. Case in point: Cargirl. I like Cargirl. She's sweet, intelligent, funny, well-written, has a good direction and point of view, and I think she'll be doing great things by the time she's out of college. However, every time I speak to her, I can feel Chris Hansen's frigid index finger tapping me on the shoulder and holding the transcripts. If I were pantsless and waving a teddy bear out the tinted window of my Chevy Van, it would be one thing, but I'm not and I still feel like I need a shower sometimes. Not cool; I blame my Catholic upbringing.


She's not helping things, either.

10. You start to buy albums that your parents listened to. U2. Stevie Wonder. Michael Jackson. Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd. Even the Bee Gees. These are all timeless and brilliant musical artists that everyone should probably own, but when you were younger, there was no chance in hell that they were ever going to show up in your CD collection. How do those words taste?

11. Things continue to hurt after you hurt them. Pull a muscle playing Wii Sports? Tweak your knee doing the Soulja Boy dance? Dehydrated after a marathon lovemaking session*? You're still going to feel it in the morning, Icy Hot or Vitamin Water be damned. 26 certainly isn't 46 in terms of aches and pains, but if you don't take care of yourself on a base level, the ibuprofen and Valium won't know the difference.

(*Your lovemaking sessions may vary.)

12. You've done nothing with your life. The dude that started Facebook is 23 years old, and he's a freaking billionaire. LeBron James is 23 years old, and he's being compared to Michael Jordan in terms of popularity and prowess. You know what I did when I was 23 years old? THIS! I sat on my ass, wrote funny stories, put on 30 pounds, drank whiskey, watched wrestling, read Entertainment Weekly and played Guitar Hero four hours a day. The 10 year old Me expected far greater things from the 26 year old Me. I'm letting him down on an hourly basis, and he really deserves better.

13. Everyone has heard all of your stories. Unless you're single or an astronaut, chances are that you've exhausted every interesting thing that has ever happened to you by this point in your life.* Your friends don't want to hear it, your spouse is tired of hearing it and strangers couldn't care less about it. You're out of memories; make more.

(*Not me, though. I still have hundreds more for you. Good ones.)

14. Vices are no longer cool. Hitting the casino for 16 straight hours? Chain-smoking a carton of Marlboro Mediums in your parents' basement? Riding that second ecstasy wave while lapping a Red Bull Bomb off of a Coyote Ugly dancer's taut tummy? Guess what? It's uncool and unoriginal. That kind of behavior was expected of you years ago, and now it's akin to the lonely guy at the club, leaning against the wall and tapping his foot out of sync with everything. Sure, it's still a lot of fun, but nobody else thinks it is, which is exactly why it isn't.

15. Nobody cares about your achievements. Learned to play an instrument? Well, there's an infant down the block that makes your guitar playing look like Stephen Hawking hitting himself in the head with a tambourine. Just got the new high score on XBox Live? Enjoy it for the three seconds before it gets trounced by some 10 year old Asian that did it blindfolded. Face it; you're too old to be proud of stuff. Just do it the best you can, exhale, and do something better next time. Put on a happy face for your mom, though; she's proud of everything you do.

16. Your parties are boring. When you were a kid, your parties were all about video games, music and candy. When you were a teen, your parties consisted of booze, nudity and louder music.

When you're 26? Yup, more video games and candy. It all comes full circle, but at least you have a nicer TV now.

17. You will do anything to remain youthful in the eyes of the young. If that 16 year old girl at the Buckle thinks that you look cute with the $250 Fossil watch around your waist, you'd better buy two of them and keep that gut sucked in. When your world revolves around High School, 26 is considered 'old.' Honest to God, old. Never mind that this is the same 26 year old that became the youngest person ever promoted to his current employment position. The truth is that each phase of life has its own sacred code, and you'll fight tooth and nail to cling to each passing one.

18. Your life is at least 33% over. If you're lucky, you'll make it to your 80's, but when's the last time you've been lucky about anything? Nope, your pie graph is engulfing upon itself, and no amount of hair gel or The Hills is going to change that. Start exercising for your body, doing sudoku for your mind, and taking Lexapro to stop the voices that remind you of your impending doom. You're dicked.

19. You flat-out stop remembering stuff. The Missus told me that when I was in the second grade, I did a magic act for the school talent show that she was in attendance for. Not only was this the first time that I was made aware of this story, but it was also the first time someone told me something about myself that was 100% unverifiable by me. I don't remember a second of that day. It's not foggy, it's not hazy and it's not vague; it's non-existent and it never happened in my brain. This is frightening to me, because if I don't remember that, what else don't I remember? Who should I try to avoid at the next reunion? How am I going to keep all of my lies in order if my head gets soft?

20. You're constantly hassled about starting a family. Me and the Missus don't want children right now. We'd much rather have a nice house, accompanied with nice things to put inside of said house. Our superficial tastes far outweigh our parental instincts right now, and I feel that at the very least, we're being honest. Better to get the hedonism out of the way early, as opposed to being a selfish parent later on. Children are always an option; I can adopt a kid on my death bed if I so choose. In fact, that'll probably be around the time I'm ready to accept that sort of responsibility. Stop asking; I don't care about children.

21. It's impossible to make new friends. How many friends have you made after the age of 25? I don't mean 'surface, outer-circle' friends, either. I'm talking about good, solid, 'hang-out-every-weekend with pillow fights and secret-sharing' friends. Probably not too many. That's because it's freaking hard. I'd have better luck going to a bar and finding random women that want to sleep with me, as opposed to a regular dude that just wants to talk about football and music, and that's just sad.

22. You measure your life differently. When you were younger, you'd save your money for the weekend. For a new video game. For a party. Now (if you're responsible), you save your money for retirement. For investing. For a new home. The Big Picture has taken over and swallowed the little goals and accomplishments that used to be so damn fun. You used to plan ahead to be happy a few days from now. Now, you plan ahead to be happy 40 years from now. What happened to the space in between? Where's the fun? It's still there, right? Right?

23. You're too responsible. Every purchase requires a moment of reflection, projection and quick subtraction. For example, I'll be buying an HDTV and 5.1 Home Theater as a birthday present to myself today. You'd think it would be impossible to keep my excitement discreetly tucked away in my pants, but nope. I'm miserable, because I'd rather the money go towards my credit cards. I owe this to myself, but I can't bring myself to be happy about it. How in the hell can you be depressed when you have a Home Theater? Unbelievable.

24. You can't enjoy remakes of movies, the Nintendo Entertainment System was released over 20 years ago, and your Woodstock festival was an embarrassment. Your nostalgia is starting to become a distant reality. The 80's have been thoroughly mined for pop culture gems, and they're coming for the 90's next. You'll realize this soon enough, but believe me when I say that it was far easier for our parents to explain the 80's away than it will be for us to explain the 90's to our kids. It's a ludicrous decade, Clinton or not.

25. When you were a kid, it was as good as Christmas. Now, you're lucky if your office's 'Sunshine Club' remembers to tie a mylar balloon on the wall of your cubicle. And you'll like it, too. You'll thank them profusely and carry that stupid balloon home for your wife to see. That's who you are now, and it's absolutely hilarious, even if you do contemplate suicide hourly.

26. If you think 26 sucks, 27, 28 and 29 are even worse.

That's it for me, kids. Lost was amazing, and I'm working on the Season Premiere of Lost Monday as we speak. Keep working on your mix-tapes, sound off in the comments section and enjoy your weekend. Happy Birthday to me.


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Hi. This is a really great article. You seem to have left out the totally depressing ages of 30, 31 and 32. Not to mention 33-35.

What gives?

Pardon me while I go off myself, and not in a good way, either.
Happy birthday you perv.

*Douche Nozzle is soooo last month.
Happy Birthday! Thought LOST was pretty good, still don't understand why Charlie didn't close the door from the other side or put on a suit with a tank.
Anyway, ain't you cute, injuries and all.
Happy Birthday! But....try being firmly planted in your "early 30's". I even had to enlarge your script so that I could read it.

Yeah, that sucks.
"Oh, being a hip twenty-something with actual goals and some sense of accomplishment and success is just no fun, wah wah wah.." Try being totally dorky and 30, with no direction - and then I can relate to whatever it is you're going on about.

I love that Blogger spam. Oh yes I do!
IMS - Thanks. I'm not in my 30's yet, but you can expect a rant when the time comes, I guarantee it.

WILL - I said 'Douche Noozle!' With 2 O's! It's totally different! Thanks for the birthday wish; I just crawled out of bed.

JEANNA - Thanks! My opinion was that Charlie knew he had to die, or else things wouldn't have gone as planned. He learned to trust Desmond and understand that his time was up. It's a bit of a suspension of disbelief, but isn't this entire show?

I looked cuter as a child with a destroyed face than I ever did in my teens, I'll tell you that for sure.

GINA - Thanks! I forgot about the 30-somethings that would get angry that I'm still in my 20's; I'm sure I'll be the exact same way in less than a decade.

MAUS - I deleted that BLAM!, sorry it got in the way this morning. How does that stuff get through?

I suppose things are okay for me at age 26, but I'm still older than I've ever been, and I hate the concept of settling. I'm nowhere near where I want to be, so I just need to stay driven and happy.

Happy 26th, you ass.

Let me recount my 26th year - I got laid off from work, divorced, and had to sell my house and move back in with my parents briefly.

You're right, 26 did suck. 28 ain't looking too bad by comparison. I sell booze by day, work in a bar at night, own my own house again, and have an amazing girlfriend.
Thanks, man. Heres hoping my 26th year is better than yours was. No offense or anything.

That being said, I'm looking forward to 28. Sounds saucy.
None taken. In retrospect, it was actually a good year, in a way. It let me get a fresh start on life that was sorely needed. It just sucked at the time.
Your 26th sounds like my 22nd. I wanted to die twice.

I also have to mention that January 2008 was the biggest month ever here at the CDP, with close to 20,000 hits.

"No getting drunk on a Thursday; regardless of if Lost is on or not."

I challenge that statement. You can, and you will. That Lost is on is a bonus.
You're probably right; I did almost get drunk last night.
Man, that was one depressing post. Happy birthday, though, dorklips! If it's any consolation, I've been 26 since November, and it ain't all that bad.

Trick is to keep an open mind, be willing to try new things (and new people, giggity). I know a few 30-and-40-somethings that seem more like really well-rounded teenagers to me, simply because they're willing to buck the status quo and do their own thing, have a good time, and still manage to be responsible. It's possible! I've seen it with my own two eyes.

I'm with Emily.

I still do all sorts of zany stuff, like mixing my darks and my lights together in the wash! Hells yeah, white boy, I'm balls-out CRAZY.
I concur with Emily and JT - I feel like the older I get the better able I am to have a good time because I'm more comfortable with who I am.

For example: The other night I went out with some ladies from work who are all older than me - we took over the bar, everybody got a little buzzy, and it was so bawdy and hysterical I can't even tell you (we apparently offended some more straight-laced patrons who promptly left because of all of the underwear flashing and gutter talk). But, as adults, we knew our limits and managed to have fun without the unpleasant repercussions all too common in my early to mid 20s.

I want to talk Lost now...
EMILY - I was trying to make it darkly funny; in that it's sort of true, but it'll be okay. Like a kiss on the cheek/boot in the balls combo. You're right, after school, age means nothing anymore.

JT - You'd better be rocking the color-safe bleach, yo!

MAUS - I want to get drunk with you, so we can flash our underwear to each other.

Lost was a great Premiere. It set the stage, got us back on track, threw more mysteries on the platter and set us up for 7 more episodes of goodness.
My mind was pretty blown by the LOST premiere although with only half the episodes filmed I know it's going to stop mid blow, leaving me frustrated.

Also - a few years from now you'll say 26 was awesome. Trust me on this one.
I want to get drunk with you, so we can flash our underwear to each other.

I guess I should explain that I wasn't the flasher, just one of the flashees. It was quite the experience. We were very rowdy.
There is a fine line between rowdy and flat-out embarrassing. =]
I am turning 25 this year. The primary thing that scares me about this is the phrase "quarter of a century" being used outside the context of a history lesson.

Also, re: Not Having Kids - Fight the good fight!
Happy Birthday!

And thank you for being the only honest, sane person on the planet re: the kids thing. I'm on the early half of 20-dom and I still get it all the time. Why do some people care/want others to have kids anyways - to insure that they aren't the only ones stuck with them?

Oh, and congrats on the 20k month - pretty sexy.
Wow, is this Blogger or MySpace?

Happy Birthday CDP, You've taken another step away from what the world can do for you and are now closer to what you can do for the world.

On Kids - There are a lot of people out there that never should have been parents. Parenting is a lifestyle, if you don't agree with that you may belong in the former category.
@ Kate - Kids are like having tiny retarded people who grow up to resent you.
My son is in Kindergarten and he already resents me.
What's up? I haven't visited in awhile, and randomly came today. If we weren't freakishly similar enough, today also happens to by my birthday, but I'm hella-old. I'm 33 today. Although my wife did decorate my desk with a Batman balloon, Hostess Zingers, and Circus Animal cookies, so I've got that going for me...
Oh Hostess Zingers, if it weren't for your "and/or animal shortening" and general all-around unhealthiness, I would eat the shit outta you!

Especially those crazy red ones with the coconut bits.
Thankfully my wife took all the junk food she left on my desk out of the boxes, so I don't have to be bothered by pesky facts about the trash I'm consuming. Now that's a birthday present.
I think you'll find the most depressing part of this whole shananagin, is that you posted an article on your birthday.

But have a good one!

On the topic of Lost, although it was a great episode, I was expecting more from the opening scene. Season 2 had the awesome Desmond-in-the-hatch thing, and season 3 was brilliant aswell. As much as I adore Hurley, it still wasn't a complete 'wow' moment when he stepped out the car.
It threw me for a loop - I totally thought it was going to be Kate.

I think I have the "Oceanic 6" narrowed down. Maybe.

**** potential spoiler (but not really) alert ****

One of my coworkers didn't realize who was sitting in the chair in Jacob's cabin. I laughed and asked her if she was even paying attention. I had sort of figured it out at the end of last season (and from the 13th "mobisode"), and last night just confirmed it for me.
WILL - I've been enjoying my 20's for sure. I always look back at things as positive, so I'm sure I'll be doing the same with this phase of my life.

MAUS - But we can still get together and do that, right? Right?

MORGAN - Thanks, and enjoy your 25th, as well!

KATE - Thanks for the kind and sexy words. It's been a good few months.

BLU - Gosh man, you almost made me cry. Thanks! You're right about parenting though, it's a language that you happen to speak very well. Maybe someday I'll be in that boat, too.

TODD - Welcome back, and happy birthday! Our baffling amount of similarities is approaching on 'Lincoln vs. Kennedy' in terms of weirdness.

EMILY - Mmm-hmm. Tru' 'dat.

CARROT - Posting never takes a holiday. NEVER! I know what you mean about Lost, but I took it as a good "here's where we are now" episode. From what I can tell, the insanity will follow quickly.

Damn, a huge photograph of me is on the second page of the Wisconsin State Journal today. Scary huge.
2. You know, I was thinking the exact same thing...
See? Proof positive, right there. It's all over for me.
Don't worry CDP. At least you're not 30...yet.
cargirl - you love taking those gut shots don't you.

Emily - Oh God! giggity. thud

CDP - The catch 22 of the situation is you'll never know exactly how you're gonna react until it's too late. That's the big step of faith.*

*Indiana Jones style!
I'm also proud of you for not buying that T-shirt
Oh, god. MC Lars. I haven't thought about him for about 2 years.

That video is king, and yes, I do love "those gut shots".
2. You know, I was thinking the exact same thing...

I can't decide if that makes me want to laugh or cry.

You know, CG, for jailbait, you sure are cruel...
JT, you would be amazed by how little I have to try. I'm a sad being.
CDP, I thought for hours what to get you for your birthday and I finally decided on what I am told is the greatest gift on earth: a child's laughter. (mainly because a child's laughter is free)
Unfortunately, I have no normal access to laughing children , and obtaining one would make me a felon.
So basically I didn't get you anything...
Happy Birthday, enjoy it.
I know I'm late to the party, but Happy Birthday!

I really, really liked this post. I turn 26 in 4 months, and I'm not really looking forward to it.

Also, that was one hella long WSJ article. Congrats on that.
I love that he picked up on the CDPeons, way to go MOE.
CARGIRL - The pain is very real. Remind me to boot you in the abdomen whenever you come up to Madison. :)

BLU - How could I not mention the CDPeons? It's awesome! A Facebook was created for me, and I DIDN'T CREATE IT!

JT - See? You know how it feels.

CAVEMAN - Thanks much. On a completely unrelated note, I have several gallons of childrens' urine that I need to sell to the first bidder. Serious offers only, please.

JULIA - Thanks for the kind words on the post; it got a little emo towards the end, but I think the point shone through. Same goes for the interview; I noticed the paper at the gas station this morning, and the size of the article made me poop a tad. Why haven't we hung out again yet?
One of my coworkers didn't realize who was sitting in the chair in Jacob's cabin. I laughed and asked her if she was even paying attention. I had sort of figured it out at the end of last season (and from the 13th "mobisode"), and last night just confirmed it for me.

You say this with such tell!
Why haven't we hung out again yet?

Good question. It seems the whole month of January happened while my back was turned. I remember meeting some British people and that's about it.

But it's a whole new month now! I think the best thing to do would be to meet up so I can give you a copy of my mix. That way we can hang out, I save postage, and you get a CD. It's win-win-win!
True 'dat. You can bring your boyfriend over and we can play Rock Band on my insane new Home Theater. We'll talk more about it next week.
Going to see Cloverfield tonight. Hu-ah!
Enjoy it; it's a blast!

I'm getting ready for UFC 81, myself. WHOOOO!
Wow, that I think my favorite part of the whole thing was the music over the end credits. Absolutely stirring.
I take it you weren't a fan. You're right about the overture at the end, though; it was pretty great.
Stupid bouts of insomnia.
Just woke up a few minutes ago and had to write this down so I won't forget later. I dreamed I was at a party and the song blasting over the speakers was a combination of At The Drive In's "Give It A Name" and Lifetime's "Through The Swamps Of Jersey." It was like Girl Talk barged in and beat-matched the whole thing. Freaking incredible; I woke up thinking "Man, that's an awesome idea; both of those songs are fantastic, and they're about the same." My sleeping brain has great ideas sometime, even if they turn out to be impossible and messy in the light of day. Those songs would sound terrible together; maybe just the lyrics or something.

I also exchanged this line of conversation with a patron at said dream party:

ME - "Hey, how are you doing?"

GUY - "Not likely soon; do you need me to move my car?"

ME - "What? I asked how you were doing!"

GUY - "Oh, I thought you asked me when I was leaving."

This struck me as interesting when I woke up, because it was the first time that I could recall being misunderstood in a dream. How is that possible? Everyone and everything in a dream was created and put there by me; how can I be misunderstood when I'm creating ALL of the dialogue for EVERY character there?

Understand what I'm saying? How can a figment of my imagination show signs of individual thought and intelligence by misunderstanding something I said to them within the context of a dream? Not only that, but legitimately misunderstanding something that could very well be misunderstood in real-life ('how are you doing' does sound a little like 'when are you leaving'). That's an aspect of reality that I've never before experienced in a dream.

But anyway, that At The Drive-In/Lifetime mash-up was awesome; I'm sticking to that. Back to bed for me.
"Somewhere In The Swamps Of Jersey," sorry.
I've never understood dreams. You're just casually round your friends house when Eminem comes upstairs, and claims to be your girlfriends cousin. You play PS3 for half an hour, then have to go down to the basement and hide from Vampires.

When you wake up, you just think "WTF!? That couldn't happen!", but in dreams it all seems so wonderfully plausable.
I hear you. I just didn't think it was neurologically possible to be misunderstood in a dream. I've never had that happen to me before.
Ever had someone in a dream tell you things that you didn't already know? Now that's a trip.
maybe you're just feeling walter matthau sort of crotchety because you (maybe?) got married before you could legally rent a car.

there ain't nothing that ages you more than saying you can't do something because your wife asked you to do something else.

also, i highly doubt living in wisconsin helps. i'm pretty sure it's a scientifically established fact that living in wisconsin makes you age faster. i suspect the insufficiently stinky cheese is the culprit.
You take that back, kermit. Wisconsin boasts Chalet Cheese Co-op, which is the only maker of Limberger in the nation. Now that's a stinky cheese. :)
Clearly, Kermy, you do NOT know who his wife is.... :)
Okay, I know this piece is six months old, but I just found it, because of a link from another blog that referred to it. Ain't it special to know you're being linked, and serving as inspiration for others?

Well, all right, so maybe it's not all that special. But still. . . .
I know I'm behind the 8-ball on this essay and I hope your impending departure from 26 is a positive event. But #11 really got me. I am 26 and lying under my electric blanket nursing a pulled back muscle. I pulled this muscle checking my blind spot driving home last night. I'm telling myself it is because it was very cold outside. That is a lie.
Turning 26 tomorrow! Bummed about the professional status ish. Went from model to realtor to now unemployed and living with my parents. Kinda feel like I'm heading in the opposite direction here. Plus my teenage niece thinks my style is lame and now I'm finding myself seeking her approval for my attire(I'm def cancelling her subscription to teen vogue). On the bright side, I have extra time to read this article:) Thx!
I'm in the middle of being 26, in my parents' basement, hating my life and thought to google "being 26 sucks." Read your article. It depressed me as much as it made me feel better. Thank you for writing that.
I have no idea how old this is, but I was literally cracking up at every one of these. Well done.
I have no idea how old this is, but I was literally cracking up at every one of these. Well done.
(6/18/13) - Hey, CDP here. I just realized that this post continues to have a life of its own on the web, and I wanted to say thanks for that. Even though I'm 31 now, turning 26 IS a bitch, and I'm glad to see people continuing to share the humorous ridiculousness that is your mid-20's. Tell you what, though; it gets better (I'm writing from the FUTURE!).

Thanks again,
-Ryan Z.

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