Here are the Top 30 CDP Essays Of All-Time from 2008 to 2010, in bite-sized form. Click at will and enjoy in moderation.

‎#30 - 'The Hole To Hell.'
‎#29 - 'Give Me All The Pomade You Have.'
‎#28 - 'Free MySpace Poetry Part II.'
#27 - 'Eel The Pain.'
‎‎#26 - 'I Have A Black Belt In Armchair Jiu-Jitsu.'
‎#25 - '10 Hard-Hitting Questions.'
‎#24 - 'The Communist Search Party.'
‎#23 - 'Shoot To Kill.'
‎#22 - 'A War Of Words With An Unarmed Man.'
‎#21 - 'Top 50 Ska Albums Of All Time.'
‎#20 - 'A Feral, Angry Cantaloupe Of Hellfire And Awful.'
‎#19 - 'The Greatest Depression Ever.'
‎#18 - 'The Broken Elbow Quadrilogy.'
‎#17 - 'The Top 10 Albums Of The Decade.'
‎#16 - 'The Leukemia Nickel.'
‎#15 - 'One Week In Dubuque.'
‎#14 - 'The Basement Treadmill Of The New Millennium.'
‎#13 - 'Ga-Ga-Ga-Ghost!?!?'
‎#12 - 'I Still Do Weddings.'
‎#11 - 'The Pre-CDP Essays.'
‎#10 - 'A Decade Of Television.'
‎#9 - 'Look At Me, I Can Use A Computer!'
‎#8 - 'It's All Okay.'
‎#7 - 'The Walking Dead Friday - Season One.'
‎#6 - 'Play Don't.'
‎#5 - 'Why I Will Never Be The Host Of This Old House.'
‎#4 - 'Shop 'Till You Drop (Or Stab Someone).'
‎#3 - 'To Here Knows When.'
#2 - 'Aerating The Mashed Potatoes.'
#1 – ‘Lost Friday – Season Six.'

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